Kumpulan Jenis Mahasiswa Di Kampus

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[ALV] Kumpulan Jenis Mahasiswa di Kampus

Mau share nih jenis-jenis mahasiswa yang ada dikampus, cekidot :

1. Mahasiswa perfeksionis
mahasiswa yg anti sama nilai B. sekali dpt B langsung guling2 ditanah dan galau 7 turunan.

2. Mahasiswa studyholic
duduk paling depan, sehari2 ngurung diri dalam kamar buat belajar. motto hidupnya “tiada hari tanpa belajar”

3. Mahasiswa idiopatik
ga jelas kehidupannya di kampus. kadang2 ada, kadang2 ga ada.

4. Mahasiswa poli-organisasi
aktif diberbagai organisasi kampus. motto hidupnya “banyak organisasi, banyak rezeki”

5. Mahasiswa pasrah
dapat E? ah tenang, kan ga cuman aku doang yang ga lulus

6. Mahasiswa pecinta
kerjaan sehari2nya pacaran tak peduli tempat, waktu, dan lokasi.

7. Mahasiswa cadaLOver
saking terobsesinya sama cadaver, ampe kuliahnya hanya saat ada materi anatomi atau pratikum anatomi. (#kedokteranonly)

8. Mahasiswa SKS
tipe paling banyak di tiap kampus. belajar sampai larut hanya ketika besoknya ujian.

10. Mahasiswa paket hemat
datengnya pas praktikum,skill lab ma tutor doang

11. Mahasiswa galau
tiap malam ngetweet galau sambil dengerin lagu2 adele

12. Mahasiswa setengah dewa
Tiap hari kerjaan nya maen game dan OL, tapi selalu berhasil kalo ujian.

13. Mahasiswa gaul stadium 4
ke kampus pakai kaos oblong dan celana jeans

14. Mahasiswa inhibitor
sukanya nanya2 ke dosen sehingga menghambat mahasiswa yg lain utk pulang

15. Mahasiswa kritis
selalu nanya jadwal kuliah padahal modul dia punya, dan bertanya terus kapan dosen masuk

16. Mahasiswa OVJ
tiada hari tanpa membuat tertawa teman2nya

17. Mahasiswa petani
datang paling pagi buat bookingin tempat duduk temen

18. Mahasiswa insert investigasi
niat dateng ke kampus buat nyari gosip2 ter-hot seangkatan

19. Mahasiswa asianlover
tiap hari ngebahas korea. suka teriak2 ga jelas tiap ngeliat foto/ video artis korea

20. Mahasiswa FreeAll
datang ke kmpus bawa laptop untuk dapat ngenet gratis dan download film gratis pake sinyal wifi kampus

21. Mahasiswa the ripper
pembunuh teman saat tutorial

22. Mahasiswa dreamer
kerjaannya tidur di kelas dari awal sampai habis

23. Mahasiswa KW 9
beli buku yg bajakan semua.

24. Mahasiswa ekstrovert
suka gosipin kelakuan teman”nya & dosen

25. Mahasiswa pa bondan
dateng ke kampus cuma nongkrong di kantin sambil ngeborong kuliner

26. Mahasiswa introvert
punya bahan untuk belajar buat ujian dari dosen hanya disimpan buat sendiri, ogah bagiin ke teman”

27. Mahasiswa perpustakaan berjalan
kemana2 bawa buku yg tebel2

28. Mahasiswa Journal Lover
bawa jurnal kemana2 tapi ga paham isinya apa

29. Mahasiswa model
hoby pakai height heel lebih 10 cm

30. Mahasiswa pencabut dompet
sukanya nagih uang ke teman

31. Mahasiswa Konter
datang ke kampus menawarkan jasa pulsa elektrik

32. Mahasiswa recorder
hafal semua yang dikatakan dosen waktu kuliah

33. Mahasiswa program KB
IP 2 cukup

34. Mahasiswa hemat listrik
suka ngecas bb. Laptop,hape dikampus

35. Mahasiswa SOGO
ke kampus dandannya kaya mau liburan keluar negri

36. Mahasiswa hemat air
suka numpang mandi dan BAB di wc kampus

37. Mahasiswa buku berjalan
mahasiswa yang saking pinternya, ditanyain materi selalu bisa jawab

38. Mahasiswa game center
mahasiswa yang datang ke kampus cuma buat maen game online bareng temen seangkatan

39. Mahasiswa cool
paling suka duduk dibawah AC ketika kuliah

40. Mahasiswa las vegas
ke kampus cuma buat maen poker sama UNO di kantin.

41. Mahasiswa olahragawan
ke kampus selalu pake sepatu futsal

42. Mahasiswa superman
kemana-mana sobotta dan dorland d gendong d tas

43. Mahasiswa RU
ada apa apa dikit langsung updet pm, menuhin recent updates

44. Mahasiswa bermodal cinta
datang ke kampus ga bawa apa2

45. Mahasiswa joki 3 in 1
suka nebeng temen ke kampus

46. Mahasiswa seks bebas
suka nyucuk flashdisk berisi virus ke berbagai laptop

47. Mahasiswa tutorial oriented
hanya belajar keras saat tutorial aja

48. Mahasiswa kupu2
kuliah-pulang kuliah-pulang

49. Mahasiswa salesman
gaya berpakaiannya susah dibedakan antara mahasiswa dan salesman

50. Mahasiswa gaib
kehadirannya tidak jelas.

51. Mahasiswa kura – kura
kuliah rapat kuliah rapat

52. Mahasiswa Tilang
Titip absen langsung pulang

 

Bila ada tambahan, bisa kalian komentar disini, saya akan update tentunya.

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