Kumpulan Jenis Mahasiswa Di Kampus
[ALV] Kumpulan Jenis Mahasiswa di Kampus
1. Mahasiswa perfeksionis
mahasiswa yg anti sama nilai B. sekali dpt B langsung guling2 ditanah dan galau 7 turunan.
2. Mahasiswa studyholic
duduk paling depan, sehari2 ngurung diri dalam kamar buat belajar. motto hidupnya “tiada hari tanpa belajar”
3. Mahasiswa idiopatik
ga jelas kehidupannya di kampus. kadang2 ada, kadang2 ga ada.
4. Mahasiswa poli-organisasi
aktif diberbagai organisasi kampus. motto hidupnya “banyak organisasi, banyak rezeki”
5. Mahasiswa pasrah
dapat E? ah tenang, kan ga cuman aku doang yang ga lulus
6. Mahasiswa pecinta
kerjaan sehari2nya pacaran tak peduli tempat, waktu, dan lokasi.
7. Mahasiswa cadaLOver
saking terobsesinya sama cadaver, ampe kuliahnya hanya saat ada materi anatomi atau pratikum anatomi. (#kedokteranonly)
8. Mahasiswa SKS
tipe paling banyak di tiap kampus. belajar sampai larut hanya ketika besoknya ujian.
10. Mahasiswa paket hemat
datengnya pas praktikum,skill lab ma tutor doang
11. Mahasiswa galau
tiap malam ngetweet galau sambil dengerin lagu2 adele
12. Mahasiswa setengah dewa
Tiap hari kerjaan nya maen game dan OL, tapi selalu berhasil kalo ujian.
13. Mahasiswa gaul stadium 4
ke kampus pakai kaos oblong dan celana jeans
14. Mahasiswa inhibitor
sukanya nanya2 ke dosen sehingga menghambat mahasiswa yg lain utk pulang
15. Mahasiswa kritis
selalu nanya jadwal kuliah padahal modul dia punya, dan bertanya terus kapan dosen masuk
16. Mahasiswa OVJ
tiada hari tanpa membuat tertawa teman2nya
17. Mahasiswa petani
datang paling pagi buat bookingin tempat duduk temen
18. Mahasiswa insert investigasi
niat dateng ke kampus buat nyari gosip2 ter-hot seangkatan
19. Mahasiswa asianlover
tiap hari ngebahas korea. suka teriak2 ga jelas tiap ngeliat foto/ video artis korea
20. Mahasiswa FreeAll
datang ke kmpus bawa laptop untuk dapat ngenet gratis dan download film gratis pake sinyal wifi kampus
21. Mahasiswa the ripper
pembunuh teman saat tutorial
22. Mahasiswa dreamer
kerjaannya tidur di kelas dari awal sampai habis
23. Mahasiswa KW 9
beli buku yg bajakan semua.
24. Mahasiswa ekstrovert
suka gosipin kelakuan teman”nya & dosen
25. Mahasiswa pa bondan
dateng ke kampus cuma nongkrong di kantin sambil ngeborong kuliner
26. Mahasiswa introvert
punya bahan untuk belajar buat ujian dari dosen hanya disimpan buat sendiri, ogah bagiin ke teman”
27. Mahasiswa perpustakaan berjalan
kemana2 bawa buku yg tebel2
28. Mahasiswa Journal Lover
bawa jurnal kemana2 tapi ga paham isinya apa
29. Mahasiswa model
hoby pakai height heel lebih 10 cm
30. Mahasiswa pencabut dompet
sukanya nagih uang ke teman
31. Mahasiswa Konter
datang ke kampus menawarkan jasa pulsa elektrik
32. Mahasiswa recorder
hafal semua yang dikatakan dosen waktu kuliah
33. Mahasiswa program KB
IP 2 cukup
34. Mahasiswa hemat listrik
suka ngecas bb. Laptop,hape dikampus
35. Mahasiswa SOGO
ke kampus dandannya kaya mau liburan keluar negri
36. Mahasiswa hemat air
suka numpang mandi dan BAB di wc kampus
37. Mahasiswa buku berjalan
mahasiswa yang saking pinternya, ditanyain materi selalu bisa jawab
38. Mahasiswa game center
mahasiswa yang datang ke kampus cuma buat maen game online bareng temen seangkatan
39. Mahasiswa cool
paling suka duduk dibawah AC ketika kuliah
40. Mahasiswa las vegas
ke kampus cuma buat maen poker sama UNO di kantin.
41. Mahasiswa olahragawan
ke kampus selalu pake sepatu futsal
42. Mahasiswa superman
kemana-mana sobotta dan dorland d gendong d tas
43. Mahasiswa RU
ada apa apa dikit langsung updet pm, menuhin recent updates
44. Mahasiswa bermodal cinta
datang ke kampus ga bawa apa2
45. Mahasiswa joki 3 in 1
suka nebeng temen ke kampus
46. Mahasiswa seks bebas
suka nyucuk flashdisk berisi virus ke berbagai laptop
47. Mahasiswa tutorial oriented
hanya belajar keras saat tutorial aja
48. Mahasiswa kupu2
kuliah-pulang kuliah-pulang
49. Mahasiswa salesman
gaya berpakaiannya susah dibedakan antara mahasiswa dan salesman
50. Mahasiswa gaib
kehadirannya tidak jelas.
51. Mahasiswa kura – kura
kuliah rapat kuliah rapat
52. Mahasiswa Tilang
Titip absen langsung pulang
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